then buy a dog

Hmmmm I’ve been quiet this week, but similarly I’ve made it a quiet week. I’ve been running around to all of the pet stores remotely close to me in hot pursuit of Nutro Max puppy (NOT in the ginormous 15 pounder bag that will require a mega commitment of my apartment’s square footage as well as will likely get stale. Only place I could think to stash it is in my closet, which will make the likes of my recent purchases from Pookie & Sebastian smell altogether too kibblelicious). If anyone has any recommendations on must try Manhattan pet stores, I’d love to hear ’em.

I’ve mostly been DVR-ing it up all week. I just don’t know how I managed to hold off so long to get this fantastic piece of electronic machinery. It allows you to not have to forego all of those fabulous scintillating minutes of mind rotting TV. No more do I have to run the risk of missing out on the latest Monday evening edition of scandalous developments of my favorite Upper East Siders, B & S. I have to admit, my heart though is with the Brooklyn cutie Dan Humphrey. *swoon* Reason to leave the island of Manhattan in a flash. I’ve now got my DVR all rigged up for America’s Next Top Model, Grey’s Anatomy (which has been surprisingly far better since the writer’s strike — a positive outcome from that long-lived ), the Hills, David Letterman, and Best Week Ever. Is it sad to say I’m excited for the weekend so I can peruse the TV Guide listings online and actually *remember* those things I used to love but forced myself to give up? Dixie is going to learn to love the finest of le TV garbage, for sure.

So a friend of mine sent me a forward that I thought was quite cute and especially on the cusp of my little girl coming home, loved it and, of course, had to share it. Happy Friday!

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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it…
then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want…
then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies…
then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores…
then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually…
then buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness…
then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was going to say…
then marry a man, didn’t you???????

Woof!

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Haha this made me laugh as I’m still rubbing my eyes this morning. Much love to MsAW for the Friday pick-me-up, as my momma’s going to actually be picking up my little Dixie Belle this evening. Oh, next Friday cannot come soon enough. And here’s to hoping for no rain this evening. That should be illegal on the weekend!

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2 thoughts on “then buy a dog

  1. That’s a good idea. Perhaps the one I went to just had one that was too small. Of course, it would be ideal to have a smaller container.

    I’m off to try the third Petco in my vicinity tomorrow and I’m hoping to strike it rich hah.

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